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Breaking Bad Christmas

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 9, 2012, 8:38 PM

No...I'm not a poet, but I do like to "wordsmith" for fun once in a while.
I just wrote this about my fav TV Drama Series "BREAKING BAD"

Breaking Bad Christmas – by Rick Fortson (

Twas the night before Christmas, and meth heads were sad,
Supplies had run low, it was time to Break Bad.
The meth Lab was waiting, and stocked with great care,
In hopes that Saint Heisenberg soon would be there.

The batch they would cook while evading the feds,
While visions of Blue Sky danced round in their heads.
Skinny Pete had his gas mask, and Mike had his own,
Pinkman knew the procedure, for he had been shown.

When outside the cook tent there came such a clatter,
They all grabbed their handguns, some brains they might splatter!
Mike ran to the window, while Pete hid the cash,
Jesse unzipped the tent door while checking the stash.

The moon off the breast of the new fallen snow,
Showed the twinkle of blue on their crystals below.
When what to their watering eyes should appear,
But a Pontiac Aztek and several reindeer.

On Marco, on Tuco, on Hector and Gus,
On Krazy, on Badger, he started to cuss.
With a broken front windshield, I heard Walter call!
Put the Cash away! Cash away! Cash away all!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And he filled all the beakers, and flasks with a smirk.
He adjusted the dials as he started to dress,
He gave them a nod as he claimed a success!

He sprang to his car, to his team gave a shout,
And they all flew away, leaving them with no doubt.
I heard Tuco exclaim as they flew out of sight,
Have a tight…tight Christmas, and a Breaking Bad night!

SEE MY BREAKING BAD FOLDER HERE: rick-kills-pencils.deviantart.…
Aaron Paul - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-PencilLuis Moncada ~ BREAKING BAD by Doctor-Pencil
Max Arciniega - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-PencilCharles Baker - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-Pencil
Got to meet Aaron Paul ~ Breaking Bad by Doctor-Pencil
Jessie Pinkman - Breaking Bad by Doctor-PencilWalter White - Breaking Bad by Doctor-PencilJonathan Banks as Mike - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-PencilDean Norris as HANK SCHRADER of BREAKING BAD by Doctor-Pencil
Charles Baker aka Skinny Pete - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-PencilAaron Paul - Jesse Pinkman - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-PencilBreaking Bad - Gustavo Fring by Doctor-PencilBreaking Bad - Bryan Cranston by Doctor-PencilMax Arciniega as KRAZY-8 - BREAKING BAD by Doctor-Pencil

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Andrew Belle
  • Drinking: Monster
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madam-lara-croft Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i have yet to watch the series :D i've heard its awesome
Doctor-Pencil Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg, unlike anything Ive ever seen, and seen ALL the best from the past!! :D
madam-lara-croft Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ooooo... so it means highly recommended eh? :D then i SHALL WATCH *determined face* lol
Doctor-Pencil Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
U will be hooked after 1st episode!!!
madam-lara-croft Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ooo.. then must start it a.s.a.p!!!! :D
dreerose Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaah so you have talents in other areas too Rick! :D Yay Breaking Bad :w00t:
Doctor-Pencil Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hehe thanks!! :D
Bodeen27 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Haha... Nicely Done!
(And if you're a Fan of the Show... (Aren't we all) You can imagine the Scene..)

FallingDark Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh god, this is great. :D
Well, all of your BB stuff inspired me to finally do a Heisenberg drawing! [link]
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